Flavours Of the Connoisseur

Through the years a man peopled the silent dreams of boisterous kingdom, provinces, farms, obelisks, pyramids, wheels, horses, machines and people. Shortly before he'll die he would realise that the patient labyrinth of lines are traces of his own unaffected face. Let the chariots of dreams fly on the wings of desires right now.

I am not a demi-god or a Prophet with tons of prophecies hidden in my heart.. I am a simple guy who is very straightforward.. I say what I feel on the face and you may not like it... No one would take it, for honesty let flow the molten truth with all its heat into ears which are not used to it but to mellifluous diplomatic half truths.

Often dear ones burden me with their expectations that they tuck in me for their own gratification. Hurts me a lot. I feel for, them and me, like lovers caught on opposite sides of civil war!

I make quite correct judgements about real core of people hidden behind beautiful facades in seconds... but I myself don't believe them(that's the reason I let myself out to unkindest of cuts and most brutal of hurts..), ..Eh.. so I won't ask you to believe them either.

I am indifferent about race, color, creed, religion, sexual identity, etcetra.. stoical about many emotions, love, hate or anger. Nothing affects me, I am genuinely sorry if I fail to reciprocate to your sentiments at times. I am not a dead hearted guy, it's just that I cannot be sloppy. I accept the people for what they are... with all their perfect flaws and flawed perfectness unconditionally.. and expect the same. Annoyingly, it never happens.. people are most of the times so self-induldged that they couldn't appreciate for my individuality and my being. I am not a product showcased on a manequin which could be tailor made or altered to peronal taste and choice.. I am what I am. No one can change me.. no one can live my life for me. So please don't comment if you have a dislike for my hair-do, it won't be entertained but ignored.

Everyone is alone at a personal level. You just can't tell somethings even to your closest pal... So one has to stand for himself and put an end to being miserable.

I am fun-loving guy with sense of humor that tickles funny bones, most of the times breaking gravity of situation to a laughter. I do puns quite often..

Don't be annoyed girls if I ask you on the face "Was your father a baker?" and you would ask "why on the earth have you asked such a question???"....... and I'll reply " Cuz you see... you've got nice buns!!".

Thanks for spending your invaluable time on my profile... leafing through the sections and pages! Thanks a bunch!

Compassionate passion for passionate compassion . Pass-ion is passing of positive/negatively charged ion... Argh.. I am pass-ionate about doing delibrate things like tapping in keys nonesense.. gawking at beautiful curves in geometry.. watching the uncomprehensible triology like trigonometry... passionate about corpses, death, hate, pounding the beautiful............. heart of mine And...sports: Strip-Poker. I have the unintentional misleading tendency to shiver my butts in pool water in multicolor speedo. My dog takes me for a walk everyday. I run...... oTo Aman : I cannot scrap you or message you, may be coz I am in your ignore-list or Orkut is acting up... I am at udaipur.DON'T Pretend TO REaD coz most of you won't!!First things first, except for my b'day, city, the fact that I love my pets, movies and professional section most of the sections are just filled for fun .. don't take them way too seriously.About me... Well, My friends say it all.. coz they are the best 'chauvinist judges' :DLet me be an honest critic of self ;)I am the ruthlessness of the killer who slit open the throat of an innocent.. The End.( of criticism.. coz I can't stand much of it, you see...)

sports: Strip-Poker. I have the unintentional misleading tendency to shiver my butts in pool water in multicolor speedo. My dog takes me for a walk everyday. I run...... only to receive the friends' calls. I have very great sports spirit... I watch soccer reclining on my couch with 5 kilos of french fries, 1 kg of cheese dipped popcorns.. My family doc recommends me sports like swimming, running to stay in shape. I look at my pot belly and inform him that this is the shape I stay in! Sporty me. :)

activities: I am inactively active.. now you would take me for moron for that oxymoron... but I do count sheeps before losing myself to sleep... I do think sometimes before scribbling(Last time was precisely when I was learning to train my tongue for speech when I was two.. Look I just did the thinking!)..and some wishful thinking of landing safe while bungee-jumping without bungee rope. books: Oxford dictionary, T.V. manuals, cell-phone warranty manual and Clauses of Personal Loan. music: Bellowing of buffalo, farts, heavy traffic, freaky laugh.. volcano eruption, explosion, Airplane's takeoff... Heavy industries are my favorite jukeboxes. tv shows: I can only hear on my inherited tv endowed from first time users to third generation with broken screen... Sighs!

cuisines: Continental, Mexican, Thai, and Indian cuisine contents all my taste-buds. I am not a gourmet but just eat whatever is served. Hyderabadi Biryani is one of the yummiest thing I ever had. Tantalizing fusion of smoothies and fun-food drools my mouth.I love pastries and food of gods! Chocolate. I enjoy every bit of it in that awe-inspiring moment.. It melts in mouth over my tongue which is fiddling with it.. It melts and breaks into amazing taste and heavenly aroma... unforeseen and very addictive. I am high in the Heaven.. forgetting everything... all the odds.. even my own existence. It's much better feeling than orgasmic tantra... and more purer than marijuana's dopey.. Ah.. hmmm...If I have some beauty all raw with chocolate syrrup smeared all over, on the dining table as my main course, my senses would be satiated to their core!